of dvds and other things

Kapria: Mom, can I put the dvd in the xbox?

Me: No, that's my job.

K: But please? I can do it, Mom.

M: I need to do that. You can't touch the dvds because they get scratched, remember? And when they get scratched, they don't play anymore. Remember how Monster's Inc is broken because it got scratched?

K: But please, Mom. I'm a big girl now. I can do it on my own.

M: I'm sorry, but you can't hold the dvds, Kapria. I will put it in and you can push the button to close it.

K: But I'm bigger than Mila.

M: You're right. You are bigger than Mila. But you're not big enough to put the dvd in the xbox.

K: So when I'm a mom I can?

M: Yes, when you're older, you can.

K: And when I'm a mom, I can let my kids put it in by themselves?

M: Yes, when you're a mom you can decide the rules for your house.

K: And when I'm a mom I'll have boobs?

M: !

M: Um. Yep. When you're a mom, you'll have boobs.

K: Okay.

M: And just so you know, women who aren't moms have boobs too.

K: I know. Can we watch Mulan now?